No One Needs To Know
Performed by Shania Twain
Song by Twain/Lange

[Kaoru, Megumi and Misao watch from the living room as "the menfolk" -- Kenshin, Sano, and Aoshi -- attempt to prepare dinner.  Kenshin is doing the cooking, while Sano alternates between eyeing the biggest of the fish and trying to persuade the rurouni to go gambling after the meal; Aoshi watches it all in stoic silence -- present . . . but not really participating.  Kaoru props her elbow on the table, cupping her chin in her hand as the music starts.]

Kaoru (abruptly): Am I dreamin'?
Megumi (likewise, on the opposite side of the table): Or stupid?
Misao (dreamily, chin resting in her cupped palms, both elbows on the table): I think I've been hit by Cupid...
All three (looking sheepishly at each other): But no one needs to know right now
Megumi (girlishly eager to share now that the secret's out): I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
Kaoru and Misao (smiling tolerant smiles, as if they don't understand what she sees in Sano): But no one needs to know right now
Kaoru (looking longingly at Kenshin): I got my heart set,
Misao (similarly, at Aoshi): My feet wet,
All three (shaking their heads at the men's ignorance, their expressions despondent): And he don't even know it yet -
But no one needs to know right now.
Kaoru (sitting up determinedly as she turns to face the other two women): I'll tell him someday,
Megumi (also straightening): Some way,
Misao (likewise): Somehow.
All three (lowering their voices as the men turn to look at them): But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now.
They pause and smile innocently at the men, who shrug -- losing interest -- and look away.
Kaoru (confidingly, to Megumi and Misao): I want bells to ring,
Megumi (nodding agreement): A choir to sing,
Misao (rising onto her knees and leaning forward enthusiastically, ending with her hands on her hips and an emphatic nod): The white dress, the guests, the cake, the car -- the whole darn thing!
Kaoru and Megumi (laughing slightly as Misao subsides, blushing to realize the men are looking at them again): But no one needs to know right now
Together, as if to gain confidence: I'll tell him someday, someway, somehow.
Huddling close, voices lowering almost to a whisper: But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now.
Kaoru (holding up her imaginary daughter -- a dark-haired sprite with violet eyes): We'll have a little girl,
Megumi (holding up her imaginary son -- a spike-haired clever-looking child): A little boy,
Misao (holding up her imaginary pet): A little Benji we call Leroy
Kaoru and Megumi (each covering their eyes with one hand as they wave Misao away with the other, their shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter): But no one needs to know right now.
Misao (protesting their rejection of her fantasy-family): And I'm not lonely anymore at night.
Kaoru and Megumi (sadly, their chins sinking back onto their hands): And he don't know only only he can make it right.
[Musical interlude. The men gather up the cooking apparatus and head for the kitchen.]
Kaoru, Megumi and Misao (watching appreciatively as the men walk by): And I'm not lonely anymore at night.
Misao (nudging Kaoru teasingly in the side as the older girl watches Kenshin a little too appreciatively): And he don't know only only he can make it right.
Kaoru (blushing at Misao's teasing): I'm not dreamin'
Megumi (fox ears apparent, laughing slightly): Or stupid
All three (in complete agreement): But boy have I been hit by Cupid!
Kaoru (shaking an admonishing finger at the other two as she rises to her feet): And no one needs to know right now.
Misao and Megumi (holding hands up as if to say, "Who, me? Tell him?"): No one, no one.
Megumi (taking her turn to extract a promise, also rising to her feet): No one needs to know right now.
Kaoru and Misao (nodding emphatic agreement): No one, no one.
Misao (sighing wistfully as she follows the other two toward the kitchen): No one needs to know right now.


Sekihara Tae
tae@sekihara.dreamhost.com
July 2, 1999


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